On a large prepared board, fill a bell pepper bowl (slice the top off 2-inches and set aside). Remove the ribs from the pepper and fill with Green Goddess dip; place in the center of the board. With the 2-inch top, cut 2 thin slices. Lay on the board next to the green pepper dip “bowl" and fill with pistachio nuts. On either side of the nuts, lay down the 2 cheeses.
In rows, from left to right, lay down the rolled pieces of pastrami (or corned beef), a row of crackers, milk chocolate coins, pretzels, cucumber, and cauliflower (which brings you to the center row of cheese and dip).
Next lay down another row of crackers, celery, mushrooms, snap peas, ending with the salami (folded in quarters). Add parsley for garnish.